Thursday, June 28, 2007

Pickles has left the building. ..

Due to the bad press this week, Pickles the spider decided to vacate the premises yesterday.
He was there when my DH left for work, but by the time I headed out for yoga, he had packed his web and left.
Unfortunately, Pickles turned out to be one of those really crappy tenants who leaves the place a mess. He's sure as hell not getting his deposit back. Exoskeletons all over the place. Loser.

Anyway. . . that's all there is to report right now.
Or, actually, there is more, but that's all I have the energy to deal with right now.

PS: Why do the anti-stretch-mark cremes and butters smell so good they make you send your husband out to get you the largest coconut creme pie milkshake he can find? Seriously, are they tempting fate by trying to make you even bigger so they can prove their fortitude?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I remember wishing there was a vat large enough to dip my ever-expanding body into because I loved the smell.
Must go...for some reason I'm craving a coconut creme pie milkshake...YIKES ! Sciatica and now CRAVINGS !

Anonymous said...

I bet he thought the rent was too high. Maybe they ought to make those cremes edible.

Anonymous said...

coconut creme pie - mmmmm good. That is one craving I never had. It's a good one!

The Prime Simian said...

So...
has the pool opened on when you & KZ are to meet face to face?

Pamela said...

I betcha his wife ate him. Spiders do that, you know.

Brooke - Little Miss Moi said...

Dear sabrina. Wow on your header it says you only have ONE day to go! wowser woo. Hopefully Pickles wasn't too messy to clean up after. And now you can chop back that plant that was invading...

Anonymous said...

Update please!! Are you having the baby right now? You can't not post for 24 hours, I must know!!