Dear E-Bay Hussies,
Please stop running up the prices of items I am watching. Don't you dummies realize that bidding 15 hours before the auction is up does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in your favor? You are NOT going to win the item that has a couple of bids on it with that much time left. YOU ARE ONLY RUNNING UP THE PRICE. Get a grip, chicas. And learn some freakin' strategy.
Happy bidding,
Sabrina
PS: You are an E-Bay HUSSY if
* You, too, are looking for great Gymboree/Robeez/Pedipeds deals for your kid
* You can't resist putting in your bid because it feels like having the bird in the hand
* You keep bidding long before the auction is over if some other HUSSY tops your bid
* You totally DO NOT GET that the whole THRILL of E-Bay is in the final minutes/seconds before the auction is over when THE REAL ACTION happens and THAT'S when you're supposed to do your bidding
* You just want to win and will keep upping the price until you do
Let the real action happen, HUSSIES! Don't overbid! Wait for it. Get a better deal.
HUSSIES!!!
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4 comments:
Errr, you a little frustrated there Sabrina?!?!?! Hope you win your stuff!
I hear ya! I did win a great set of golf clubs for MonkeyBoy...I was the only bid and was stunned 3 days later when I got the confirmation e-mail...
Good Luck!
You're cracking me up :)
Oh thank god, I'm glad to know I'm not a Hussy. Good luck on the bidding.
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